ken

ken is the most amazingest friend you could ever ask for. he’s the most nicest and sweetest person there is. he can always cheer u up when you’re down. he can be that person who you can just say stupid -ss sh-t to and he’ll just play along and you’ll both be laughing your -sses off. he’s down right s-xy, he’s as hot as pizza. he’s got all the girls chasing him cause of his everything. he’s got swag. he’s a slam dunker. and he’s taken by madison pettis b-tches. she did him first so it sucks for you. he’s my n-gg-. and he’s somewhat smart :p to sum it all up everybody wishes they were as s-xy and as everything as ken.
ken is so s-xy
i wish i did ken before madison
37 more definitions
it literally means “know” in scottish. can also mean “know what i mean?” in scottish.
1.scottie: “dae ye ken him?”
translation: “do you know him?”

2.scottie: “it’s f-cked up, ken?”
translation: “it’s f-cked up, know what i mean?”
barbie’s ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having s-x with barbie’s sister. he is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.
d-mn, ken’s got all the b-tches after him now. too bad barbie and him broke up. he could have been her sugar daddy. now she’s out on the streets having s-x for crack.
the most amazing guy on the entire planet.

sweet, cute, romantic and incredible in bed
i fell in love with ken
a very kind guy, that makes you smile everyday, he gots swag, intelligent, unquie style, sweet words that will make you fall in love,shoe head, hyphbeast,yao ming :d aha i love you<3 ken is the bombdiggity ! barbie's plastic b-tch. whenever barbie gets tired of blaine she goes back to ken. ken is totally her b-tch. a scottish word meaning know " ye little ken what cursed speed the blastie's makin! thae winks an finger-ends, i dread, are notice takin! robert burns (1759 - 1796) noun a "perfect man" in the eyes of a woman. taken from the 'ken' male doll of the 'barbie' series of dolls/toys. like the toy, a ken is expected to have perfect hair, lots of stylish clothes, and a mult-tude of accessories. kens are also expected to have the same jobs as the ken doll: see baywatch ken, doctor ken, ken (prince), ken (ski champion), prince ken, rock stars ken, lawyer/office/business ken. "i met a wonderful woman, but my nice car, good job, good looks, manners, devotion, and unwavering love weren't good enough for her. she is still waiting to find her ken."