Kenai Central High School


a medium-sized school located in kenai, alaska. their colors are red, black, and white. their mascot is a cardinal, but its spelled kardinal with a “k” (to resemble their hometown name, kenai). to be a student of this school you are one of three things: a dirty (goth), a smart-as-f-ck kid, or a jock/prep. usually has good sports teams that win state championships. kenai is the cross town rival of soldotna high school (all f-gs over there). kchs has one insanely football coach / -ssistant princ-p-l who goes ham all the time. he can either be really cool or really gay.. good school to go to, by far the best on the kenai peninsula.
kid- “yo, bro, where do you go to school?”

kchs student- “oh, i go to kenai central high school.”

kid- “lucky… i wish i went there, i go to f-cking soldotna”

kchs student- “haha….f-g”

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