Kenai


kenai, a small town in alaska, about 2-3 hours from anchorage, they have a carrs-safeway, a home depot, and a bulk grocery store called three bears, also a place called ign country foods, with very low prices and awkward employees. kenai is a good place to get one or more of the fallowing:

– fish
– alcohol poisoning
– rocks
– a fun time on a sand beach in alaska
– raped
– roofied and raped
– ruin your life
– find most any drug you’d like,
– especailly meth
1. hey man, wanna go to kenai?
sure i’m down to get raped!

2. kenai? isn’t that that village past soldotna?
the name of a small town in alaska. also the name of a song by the 36 crazyfists (a snow capped romance).
where do you live?
i live in kenai
home of the world famous king salmon.
kenai is said keenie
i caught me a huge king salmon today on the kenai river it weigh 30 pounds.

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