Kendal Smith
kendal smith is one of the funniest girls you could ever meet! she’s fun-loving, she has a crazy, bubbly personality but she has a serious and caring side when you need it most! she can brighten up a room with her smile and knows how to make anyone laugh. she has a perfect figure and she is beautiful in every way! she has them moves like hagrid and n-body would ever want to change her. if you meet anyone by the name of kendal smith you should thank your lucky stars, because only the best of people can have a friendship with her! she is a best friend and a sister all in one and is the most amazing person you could ever meet!
“who’s your best friend?”
“kendal smith”
“omg your so lucky!!!!”
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