Kendanitis
a common condition known to exist in people or things that have a lack of motivation to work, or just not wanting to work altogether.
symptoms include, but are not limited to:
sitting around uselessly
not working
p-ssing the buck
extremely long lunches (minimum 2+ hrs)
excessive, early departures from work so much that the person is using the same excuse three days in a row without knowing. ( i.e. getting gl-sses fixed)
they are at the office 20 hrs a week but their time sheets say 40
kendanitis (ken-duh-night-us)
example 1:
jennifer: baby! what’s wrong!? am i not turning you on?
earl: yes you are but my p-n-s isn’t working!
jennifer: oh my! it must have kendanitis!!
example 2:
john: oh uh hey, i am going to have to cut out early again today.
steve: oh ok, what’s going on? is everything ok?
john: oh yeah, i just have to run some errands.
steve: again? i thought you were gone all day yesterday for that?
john: oh well um uh, those were other errands. but i will see you in a few hours.
steve: (under his breath) mother f-cker has the worst kendanitis!!
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