Kennedy Bowtie


the act of shooting someone in the back of the neck, leaving an exit wound in the front of the throat, like a nice, bl–dy bowtie. this form of execution is similar to the -ss-ssination of the 34th president of the united states, john f. kennedy. hence the term kennedy bowtie. this act is not restricted to gr-ssy knolls or third floor library windows, it can be performed in all sorts of settings.

an instant tracheotomy

-conspiracy theory and three hour film with kevin costner not included-
a mafia hitman snuck into a marked man’s house and waited under the cover of darkness while he cooked dinner. the hitman put the gun up to the back of the marked man’s neck and gave him a kennedy bowtie.

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