kennel cough


the cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.
alex’s weak lungs couldn’t handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.
the cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. they infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
me: man, have you got the kennel cough too?
friend: yeah, back to school time again. d-mn kids.

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