kennial


a middle-aged, wannabe hipster who sports a trendy beard and prefers the company of 20 something millennials.

kennials’ preferred method of transport are trendier makes & models such as the toyota prius or subaru’s forester & outback.
“let’s invite this kennial into our circle so that he may buy us alcohol and share with us his long resume of experiences.”

“you got two wsp posters for the price of one?” “kennial special, man.”

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