kenny chesney
the best country singer!! loves to sing about vacationing on the beach and getting away.
kenny chesney is f-cking hot!!!
when a black guy gives a white guy a dirty sanchez
i walked into the bathroom and there was tyrone giving mike a kenny chesney in the shower.
proof that g-d loves us and wants us all to be happy.
kenny chesney has the best fan club ever!
a very hott and s-xy country singer and does not look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
kennys tractor isnt the only thing thats s-xy!
peyton manning’s gay lover, they often have b-tt s-x. general f-ggot.
(peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
kenny chesney: what’s wrong hun?
peyton: waaaaaah! that mean bully tracy porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
kenny: there there peyton, i still love you.
peyton: sniff, can we still have b-tt s-x?
kenny: sure
(little does peyton know, kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
a mild-mannered, diminutive singer of moderate talent who somehow caught the proverbial lucky train and got a record deal; then somehow after years of exposure became perceived as actually talented and a against all odds became a “star” in country music.
mr. chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. his vocal style is known for being devoid of p-ssion or emotion. but he is most known in more recent years for his signature “lick” of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to “talk” it.
many attempts to explain his success have come up short. but one reviewer came close by simply citing “the emporer’s new clothes.”
kenny chesney shows his lack of talent in the song “another beer in mexico” or 80% of his other recordings.
the greatest country singer ever. also, very good looking.
kenny chesney’s tractor is s-xy.
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