Kenny Lofton
the most underrated center fielder in mlb history.
career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 sbs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time all-star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time al sb champ.
“swing and a drive, left-center field, lofton on a dead run. still going back, still going back, oh what a catch! what a catch by lofton! shades of willie mays, say ‘hey’ in deed!”
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mlb center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.
so they’re going to let the phillies use kenny lofton this year, eh?
a girl who has had s-x with more guys than kenny lofton has played teams
guy #1: have you met that tammy girl? she’s slept with a lot of guys
guy #2: yeah she’s a real kenny lofton
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