Kenobi
verb. from the jedi draft, “to ken-bi” is to obliterate an opponent with an incredibly long argument that many cannot even find the time to read fully. it originated from kenken-bi, who “ken-bied” his adversaries into submission with his cl-ssic mile-long posts.
to ken-bi, ken-bing, ken-bied
he thought he had won the debate, until i ken-bied him with the facts.
short for obi-wan ken-bi.
ken-bi is the unsung hero of the star wars saga. his ability to train the chosen one the ways of the force when he himself was only just completing his own training is astounding. often not regarded as one of the ‘better’ jedi swordsmen, it is easily forgotten that he destroyed darth maul as a padawan learner and also defeated the most potentially poweful sith lord in history: darth vader (who survived, but lost 3 limbs and was unable to breath without the aid of a machine because of the injuries sustained by ken-bi). general ken-bi (as was his t-tle during the clone wars) became famous throughout the republic for his great piloting and fighting skills but most notably for his ability to use peaceful means in order to discuss issues with the enemy. ‘ken-bi the great mediator’.
ken-bi: “you were the chosen one! it was said you would destroy the sith, not join them!”
vader: “i hate you!”
verb. from the star wars movies, “to ken-bi” is to tell the truth by using words that mean something quite different to the listener than they mean to the speaker, as in obi-wan ken-bi’s “darth vader betrayed and murdered your father” when darth vader, is, in fact, the father of the listener.
to ken-bi, ken-bing, ken-bied
the teacher asked me if i’d finished my -ssignment, so i ken-bied her and told her that i had–after all, i’ve done exactly as much as i mean to do.
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