Kenosha

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in wisconsin. in kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. you will find -sshole drivers (some of them from illinois) who will drive and will push their way through wheather you like it or not. what’s there to do in kenosha? drink beer at one of the corner bars. outlet shopping (like outlet malls and stuff, go to kenosha) other recreation includes shoplifting from shopko and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. thats really about it. the downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. the police in kenosha often use excessive force. examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. so watch what you do if you drive through this sh-thole. people who live in kenosha often nickname it “kenowhere” or “k-town” people in milwaukee think people from kenosha are red necks when in reality they’re just a bunch of drunks and jack-sses.
hi i’m from kenosha!

wow. you must be a hick!
kenosha is a medium sized (though small by american standards) city in south eastern wisconsin, in the cozy little corner of lake michigan and illinois. it is often frequented by illinoisans (or as they are sometimes called “illannoyans” ) and is known for it’s occasionally visitable beaches and plethora of bars. there is also a bit of a punk scene in the city.
“hi! i’m from kenosha!”
“oh, that’s too bad.”
“well, at least i’m not from racine!
a cr-ppy rundown town in the lower reigon of wisconsin beside lake michigan. where there’s a bar on every corner and a church for every bar. so on sat-rday you cn get drunk and f-ck the wh-r- and on sunday you can repent.
man from kenosha: forgive me father for i have sined.

pastor from kenosha: how so my son?

man from kenosha: i did sister mary behind the bar two blocks down last night.

pastor from kenosha: it is alright son. for i did your wife back there last week.