kentastrophe
when a person named ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.
ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.
an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named ken; a disaster caused by a person named ken.
ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.
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