Kentucky Cold Cock
the act of inserting, unbeknownst to one’s significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one’s own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
it has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when i gave her a kentucky cold c-ck.
i can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold c-cking the next eight chicks that p-ss through my bedroom.
-please do not misspeak by remembering, if it’s not a suprise, it’s not a real kentucky cold c-ck.
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