the act of shoving one’s hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
john: last night i was doing real dirty sh-t with jenny
jack: oh yeah? like what?
john: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) bdsm, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
jack: oh sh-t! i don’t have a girl friend i’m gonna go hang my self cause i’m cripplingly depressed
john: ha lol f-ggot
- kwanzaa hut
a makeshift temporary shelter of any kind to protect the occupants from the elements we were freezing b-lls until we made that kwanzaa hut, then we were warm like lil’ welfare nigs during kwanzaa.
perfect. i need to get me a faosat, she’ll change my life.
anyone named stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic guy: i was at this bar and i meet this guy and he was a meatg-yzer. lesbian coworker: oh, i think that’s my boss, typical stephen, also known as meatg-yzer
- pud boy
a clueless t-rd , that has no idea what’s going on. i have to explain everything , slowly , to this guy. what a pud boy.
is a smart, beautiful, short, funny, and shy. she is not a lesbian and she’s not against them either….. she is hilarious when it comes to her fails and she won’t give up easily(depends) and she is very s-xy❤️️ “dude did u see vionny last night?” ” ya bruh, her body always in point my […]