peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.
after f-cking frank’s mom, he wrote frank’s name in kentucky cursive.
- cougar bimbo
a cougar bimbo is an older, often married woman who enjoys going out and finding much younger men to have s-x with. she often has platinum blonde hair, always has big fake t-ts and usually has other cosmetic surgery. she always wears obscenely short mini skirts, usually without panties… tiny crop tops and never wears […]
- ohhhhhhhhh m m
when someone is so attractive, you cannot find words so you just reference ryden and the milk fic to show your feelings “look at this picture, they’re so attractive…” “ohhhhhhhhh m m” “ohhhhhhhhh m m indeed my child”
- the chicken wing
when a male strips the skin off of a deep fried chicken drumsticks, wraps the inside of the skin around the head of his p-n-s, and then m-st-rb-t-s while using the chicken grease as lube. “when my girl started to get down on me, i pushed her off because i just finished my kfc and […]
- suck start a pistol
clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out. that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.
instablocking is any act of blocking messages or someone in social media, emails, or texts (with the prevalance of “smishing,” spammers and trolls are moving on from email scams to texts). instablocking should not be taken personally because the “burden” is on the sender and not the recipient to prove that the message is not […]