Kentucky Go Faster
1. stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. jegg’s, stp, milodon, mallory, msd, weiand) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a cr-pped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. most often seen on but not limited to late 60’s early 70’s musclecars. 2. a rock-a-billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80’s punk-metal fusion band “sweaty nipples” after the original base player and drummer died in a h-m-s-xual suicide pact.
ernie had a cr-pped out primered 71 duster with gl-ssp-cks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
when i was working in a gas station in ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to kentucky go fasters we were talking about a racc–n tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.
in the early 1960s a car with kentucky go fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where i worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.
if it looks good it goes faster
adding a chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower
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