kentucky knob
when a person administering oral s-x on a p-n-s presses the p-n-s toward their cheek while pulling it out of their mouth creating a suction popping sound similar to someone who is consuming a kentucky fried chicken drum stick.
ed: last night jennifer was blowing me and she pushed my c-ck into her cheek and then pulled it out making that pop sound. man that was hot.
bill: ahhh the good old kentucky kn-b.
bartz: that reminds me of the time when i blew that horse and he just bricked down my throat.
chris: hey this one time i convinced this guy to bang a sheep. and by this guy i mean me…
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