kitten surprise
the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old’s r-ct-m, and pour it in. then finding taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old’s -n-s and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have s-x with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. finally feeding the smoothie of blood, s-m-n, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. kitten surprise.
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