kentucky time machine
an intuative s-x position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.
holy d-mn, greg, me and that chick did the kentucky time machine last night. theres still a family photo in my -ss.
when one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.
d-mn billy, darlene gave me a kentucky timemachine last night. we had to been in there 2 hours!
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