Kentucky Valentine
when, on valentine’s day, you’re f-cking your girlfriend’s best friend directly above your girlfriend’s face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-c-m all over your girlfriend’s face. she’ll love it. be sure to get some in her eyes.
my boyfriend gave me a kentucky valentine yesterday. it was amazing, he’s so romantic!
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