Kenyan McFlurry


the insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone’s r-ct-m, then inserting an egg beater into that r-ct-m and begin to use until content within the r-ct-m is creamy. then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the r-ct-m and commence to eat ( mcflurry spoon optional)
jane doe got a kenyan mcflurry and now she can’t eat at mcdonald’s without having a pain in her -ss and saying the safety word,”hamburglar”

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