Kenyoning
the involuntary act of one’s legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. this can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting “dirty rotten scoundrels” including but not excluded to “love is my legs” or “i just, i can’t.”
person 1- how great was downton abbey last night?
person 2- oh god no i’m kenyoning. i don’t even. just yes. but actually. -falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall-
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