Mustashing


(verb.) an act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
-heinrich himmler and adolf hitler is enjoying a fine meal-

-adolf hitler: this is good food, ja?
-heinrich himmler: ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-adolf hitler: i am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter idiot!!!

-ned and todd flanders enjoying a meal-

-todd: dad, you have something in your mustache.
-ned: oh, i’m diddily saving it for later, son! it’s called mustashing.

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