kenzi


an amazing girl, who puts up w/ alot of bullsh-t, but still wants the best for others before herself, deserves a fun guy who can treat her right and love her, loves music and loves sports, very beautiful.
1) dude she gorgeous
2) of course she is you idiot she’s a kenzi
to freak out, and henceforthe drive away, a potential date with s-xually deviant behaviour. this can include anything from joking about bondage, to attaching a fishhook to your dates arm and offer to suck it back out again.

a kenzi can be achieved by any of the three genders, with order of success going “transgender, male, female.”

unless you’re in amsterdam, in which case, it is the same but with female first.

it should be noted that there are no laws prohibiting the kenzi, because a kenzi is not harmful unless pursued. if pursued it is any of the following

> statutory rape
>date rape
>just plain rape
>murder
>b-gg-ry
>necrophilia
>b-st–lity
>the above four with a choice of different types of rape
>the casting of an unforgivable curse
>on-street ninja fight.
i pulled a kenzi- and she pulled one back -satisfied face-
to freak out, and drive away, a potential date with s-xually deviant behavior. this can include anything from joking about bondage, to attaching a fishhook to a dates arm and offer to suck it back out again. a kenzi can be achieved by any gender unless in amsterdam. it should be noted that there are no laws prohibiting the kenzi, becasue a kenzi is not harmful unless pursued in any of the following, rape, murder, etc. which come with the casting of an unforgivable curse of the on street ninja fight.
kenzi
middle part of surname ‘mackenzie’. refering to a superstar dj plying his trade on the decks.
‘have you heard his set, it’s wicked, it’s kenzi!
some dumb-ss person who is usually blonde and loves to pick on guys.
kenzi: i’m a dumb-ss (then runs into door)
a lesbian girl who likes hentai. who trys to be a j-panese girl, who actually isn’t asian. who is mean to guys. likes to draw anime.
kenzi: i love hentai.

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