an iconic duo, matched once on halloween, and if you look in the right places you’ll find a terrible selfie they took the first day they met.
kenzie and becca:
“i hate us”
“same but in a loving way”
it’s like seasoning but with sauce i like to put some saucining in my pasta
a nickname for your favorite human of the opposite gender (not dating) “can hoiney come over? i haven’t seen her/him all month!”
an optimistic fun person. an awesome friend and lover. everyone loves to hang out with her and best believe you’re going to have the time of your life. get ready to drink, party, and listen to her rap. she will turn your life upside down. everyone needs an ajeenah
firm continuance in trying to p-ss regardless of the fact that you’ve not been able to p-ss for the past 3 days. martha: edward, what have you been doing in the bathroom for the past 3 days? edward: i told you already. i’m taking a p-ss. martha: i proud of your pisistence, edward. keep strong.
- tana mongoose
a girl that just can’t keep her life together. lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. stay away from tana mongoose. she has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she’s wrong. stupid tana mongoose. i’m sorry if i offended any mongooses. stupid fangirl:”is that tana mongeau?” smart […]