keock


a huge p-n-s.
she said i had a keock.

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    a state of sleep that recurs cyclically several times during a normal period of sleep and that is characterized by random fast c-ck movements and pelvic thrusts. bob was in bed with jane. bob had several cases of rapid c-ck movement which jane enjoyed.

  • Gayawesome

    when someone is called gay but is secretly awesome. shut up allie, i’m gayawesome.

  • kerrunk

    kair-unkkh. n. the sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks: “i wonder how close i am to that other car?” before saying to oneself “well, i can’t get any closer than that!” kerrunk! “oh sh-t! a porsche… now that’s going to cost someone a lot of money… robin old chum, let’s exit… to […]

  • kepel

    1-small j-panese apples, very tasty for something so small. 2-also, a species of carnivore rabbit in south-africa, capable of killing small monkeys and other unwanted intruders on their nests. 3-nymphomaniac people “dude, that guy is oh-so-kepel” “those kepels are too good to be so small”

  • kerrrplingged!!

    a state of advanced drunkeness. ie. wrecked, f-cked, w-nkered, wasted. must be spelt with three r’s, two g’s and always accompanied by two exclaimation marks. when said an index finger must be raised above the head to mark the exclaimation. “he was absolutely kerrrplingged!!” “guys, tonight… let’s get kerrrplingged!!”


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