Keoni LaBang
commonly confused with keoini labang, keoni labang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an -sshole, but sweet beyond measure. an identifying characteristic of keoni labang is the extreme overbite they usually have. it helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. usually a keoni labang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.
keoni labang. that is all.
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