a phrase used for those special occasions (ie. birthday, christmas, anniversary) when a woman bestows your wishes and gives the gift of swallowing, rather than her norm of spitting.
i have been avoiding asparagus and garlic and pushing the pineapple and candied ginger, i have a swallowday this week.
her: hey what do you want to do for your birthday?
him: i’d like to catch a game, hit a few bars then celebrate my swallowday.
- swamp tea
the tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. the extra soak time makes it taste swampy. i was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. i didn’t get back to the tea in time so now i have swamp tea.
- tiger sieve
a guy who is not a very good hockey goalie but excels like a tiger at volleyball. nicky:dag, did you see patrick let in that weak goal?? roz:yeah, but he is a tiger on the volleyball court. steve:patrick is a true tiger sieve!
- Tijuana Drift
after -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt. greg, i totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, […]
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- Tijuana Hand Horn
a specialty hand job popularized in tijuana mexico. it involves cupping ones hands together and blowing it like a trumpet whilst stroking a man’s junk. i “met” a girl in mexico who was famous for giving a “tijuana hand horn.”