keontay
keontay is the most beautiful girl in the room. she is the light, the sunshine, the moon, or anything that gives the earth its brightness. she is amazing, talented, honest, loyal, kind. all of the good things. keontay is trustworthy. you can tell her anything and be sure that your secret is safe. she is the definition of true and pure. just like her heart. ~b–bear
i wish these girls were a keontay, you never know who you can trust.
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