adjective: messed-up, problematic, very difficult
verb: to f-ck up, mutate, or twist.
“this guitar hero song is so kerf-ckered.”
“the whole situation is kerf-ckered up.”
the scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. not everybody can properly grow a kevins-beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy. often -ssociated with terms like ‘masculinity’, ‘male’, and ‘strength’. urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge […]
the state of being ready to perform for an audience that does not know better. wow, finally “a nightingale sang in berkeley square” is fernable! yay!
- fermat's last theorum
a pretentious and nerdy way of describing a girl who will not succ-mb to the woos of potential mates (i.e., no one can have s-x with her). this term references “fermat’s last theorum,” a mathematical conjecture that remained unproven for centuries. only math geeks use this term. “suzie, laura, and even stacey eventually slept with […]
- freakin' majo
an expression used when surprised/shocked or in pain ex: 1) professor: “your research papers are due today.” student: “freakin’ majo! i forgot to do it!” ex: 2) you stub your toe on something and cry out “freakin’ majo
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