Kerhonkson
a small sh-tty town in upstate new york. it contain’s 2 gas stations, stewarts and sunoco. a small deli and liquor store owned by indians. the local bar called hot shots and a swim king. also a beatdown laundry mat across the road. all these places are in the locality of one intersection. the rest of kerhonkson is not worth mentioning because that’s it. oh and there’s a firehouse in which the bridge to it has been demolished for reconstruction 3 years ago. this means that the firetrucks have to go around a 4 mile detour to get to town. kerhonkson methodist church also sit’s in this quaint little town. the closest walmart is 40 minutes drive away.
country hick 1: what time does the bus to welfare come to kerhonkson?
country hick 2: i dont know, i always miss it.
country hick 1: oh well, pick up my laundry and a handle from the liquor store on your way to hot shot’s tonight.
country hick 2: ok billyjoe, and i forgot to ask, is your sister 14 yet?
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