kerikeri
the sh-ttiest and most boring town run by a bunch of hick who probably molest children never ever go there
ohh my god theres nothing to do i might aswell kill my self this place is such a kerikeri
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the art of being stupidly drunk whilst sat on a kerb eating pizza and smoking so many f-gs that you cannot smoke any more. having a kerb party. kate: hey amy do you fancy having a kerb party this weekend amy: h-ll yeah they are the best kind of parties in the world
- Clearing the runway
wiping your -ss before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the p–p from coming out smoothly. guy 1: dude, arent you supposed to wipe after you take a cr-p? guy 2: man, i’m clearing the runway. last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my cr-p came out […]
- Cleavins
contraction of “cleavage leavins”: the food that falls into one’s cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack. “i always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies.” 1) a s-x act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the western whormelt, but this will be done with […]
- Cleft Oil
1.) the moist “-ss-crack” template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint. 2.)when you’ve got a randomly itchy -rs- for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally “cleft oil” thats causing your problem, a […]
- Cleveland Kaiser
exactly like a dirty sanchez, but instead of a thin mexican mustache, you draw a hitler mustache. yeah i gave that b-tch a cleveland kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!