kering
to ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.
person a: wait, isn’t that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?
person b: yeah, i had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before i knew it, i was kering half the people there. my racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too…
person a: wow, a double-kerin at one party? awesome!
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