kerkula


a man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you’ll be killed in the face with murder!
“hey anthony, where did you get that black eye?”
“i saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula’d me”

“911, whats your emergency”
“a man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, i dont know if he is dead or just kerkula”

Read Also:

  • Keyboard Smash

    a random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit. with fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so s-xy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their otp […]

  • khiely

    usually a rude person. self absorbed and only thinks about themselves, and significant other. loves to party and get drunk. makes poor decisions oh my goodness she was acting like such a khiely this weekend!

  • LaShandra

    s-ssy, real, s-ssy-tude you tell it like it is, you got that lashandra.

  • laterage

    to be outraged by a really old news article or long dead forum thread. “i’m totally outraged by this article about women not being able to vote that i found on reddit!” “dude that’s so laterage, that article’s dated 1914”

  • leg sack

    a sack full of the harshest insultes know to the modern man -to be a literal leg -a replacement swear word in case you’re in a dangerous area “dude did you see the teacher today? he was being the biggest leg sack” “i wanted to go out tonight, but my mom was being too much […]


Disclaimer: kerkula definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.