Kerlern
-noun pr-nounced (kuh-learn)
moody, caring, humorous, intense, pretty;
kerlern(s) are female and tend to be homely but still enjoy the company of close friends. kerlern(s) will often spend many hours playing video games. if you happen to come across this rare breed of girl, you should immediately take out a pokéball and try to catch her. there are no other girls like her.
“hey, where’s kerlern?”
“she’s at the house. wanna go over there and play some gears?”
“alright.”
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