kerny


ginger pre-p-b-scent teenager from clipperstown in carrickfergus, northern ireland. he is h-rny 24/7 but has never got laid, and he also drives a renault clio and never uses 4th and 5th gears, therefore constantly reving the cr-p out of the engine.

please note: he is ginger
q: where is kerny today?
a: probably jerking off to dumpster p-rn.

-car revs past college-
that would be kerny

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