(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/)
a rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral s-x. the origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named “kerpa”. those exposed to the kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, v-g-n-l or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. the virus is highly mobile and has last been located at san diego state university. to raise awareness about the kerpes virus, visit the official facebook page.
“oh man dude, did you hear about lizzie?”
“yeah bro i heard she was messing around at a party and got kerpes.”
“mother of g-d…”

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