kerplooo
he turns off my light and tells me to, “go the f-ck to sleep!” as i am lying in be me room lights up. it’s him. i hear his engine rev. he breaks through my wall and screams, “kerplooo!”
it’s him, lightning mcqueen has finally came for me. he goes behind me and breaks another wall… my -n-l wall. his tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. i flex tight, but it does not stop him. my prostate is getting hot and i feel a sensation in my man sack. “i gonna..” i start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car b-n-r in my -ss.
my father enters the room and utters, “what the f..” then mcqueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams “kerplooo!” causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my b-m. there is c-m every where.
her: kerplooo me hard in my -sshole daddy.
him: kerploooooooo
her: yes,it felt so good daddy
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