smegmen
the mixture of both s-m-n and sm-gm-. typical found on a male with a cheesed-ck that’s a chronic w-nker.
my roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.
i gave myself a good w-nk after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.
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