kerplumpkin


a blumpkin during which the fecal matter splashes onto the face of the individual performing the f-ll-t–.
all i wanted to do was give a simple blumpkin but, after a night of indian food at ali baba’s cave, it ended up being a kerplumpkin.
the act of introducing a rotten egg, a scrambled egg, a old priest-egg, and a young priest-egg into a man’s fully (or non fully) dialated r-ct-m and using the mixture to cook hamburger meat within his black cherry.
ya either get busy talking, or ya get busy kerplumpkin

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