Kerplunk

a great green day alb-m. it ties in with the other cd “dookie” because, as lead singer billie joe says, “when you take a s–t in the toilet, that’s the sound it makes is kerplunk.”
i picked up the kerplunk alb-m on vinyl yesterday at the music store.
the sound of a huge sh-t hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your -n-s after dropping a terd
maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she’s had one too many fudgepacks – it’s stuck up there!
green day’s second alb-m made after john kiffmeyer left for only god knows after 1039/smoothed out slappy hour came out. also awesome has one of tre’s many songs on it.
~song~
dominated love slave
me: i have every cd except kerplunk i mean yeah i didn’t buy 1039/smoothed out slappy hour but i do have all the songs ^-^
billie: well you want me to give you a copy?
me: sure!
~i get kerplunk and is happy ^.^~
the second underground-label alb-m by pop-punk group green day. released in 1992.
person 1: have you heard that old green day alb-m kerplunk?
person 2: kerplunk? never heard of it.
person 1: oh, ok.
the noise your p–p makes when it goes in the toilet.
that t-rd made a big kerplunk
a game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a sh-t while aiming for the toilet below. named for the sound a t-rd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.
don’t use the middle stall… i tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!
when five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one “odd man out”, using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. the term is derived from the mattel brand game, kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and b-lls dropping.
this weekend, tom, d-ck, harry, barry and i kerplunked with susie, mary, annie, liz, and frank.

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