Kerrang

1) a long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a tv station and radio station.

2) the sound a guitar makes. kerrang!!!
“i’m just going to buy this weeks kerrang!”
a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes
lets watch kerrang (sky 454)
once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity wh-r-s and pseudo-punk outfits. no longer cool. only about 20-30% of music played on the tv channel is actually what it claims to be.
enough with the poers please, kerrang, i’m switching over to scuzz.
a kick -ss magazine that promotes different types of rock music. there is also kerrang! radio and a kerrang music channel on sky.
coolkid: did you hear about that new band?
uncoolkid: no…
coolkid: oh, they were in kerrang! magazine and kerrang! have been playing their videos.
a really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and tv channel for 14 year old imbeciles. slipknot and green day are on the cover every other week and the english used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old r-t-rded mexicans. the music channel plays emo cr-p day in and day out and almost never changes the play list. slipknot and linkin park are on about once every 12 minutes.
kerrang is the worst of all british music channels.
kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!
“have you got your issue of kerrang the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?”
verb. to cover a female’s head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.
she’s rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

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