kersplat
the word “splat”, but with the “ker-” prefix, thus way more awesome.
example man: i walked down the street, tripped, and kersplat!
lil’ guard duck from pearls before swine: dearest pig, these are dark days. days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. for i now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. when it works, it’s a spectacular feat of daring. and when it doesn’t, it’s kersplat. kersplat.
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