Kerst
kerst is that act of writing your name on a woman during s-xual intercourse and drawing an arrow to where your p-n-s is inserted
kerst is also a term expressed once you have reached a climax of heteros-xual intercourse in the mouth (bl-wj-b)
“so i here you kerst that b-tch last night”
“hey, ho! how much for a kerst?”
“keeeerrrrrrssssttttt…. b-tch”
“um… excuse me officer, that man over there kerst me last night”
“so your saying he screamed out kerst?”
“no n-gg-, he wrote his name all over my back…therefore he kerst me”
“b-tch please, i’ve kerst you before, see…right there!”
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