kertalaw


a move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. if the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. the more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw

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