Kestrel Crew


a highly organised secret society which operates throughout the l21/l22 area of merseyside, england. the only way to gain entry to the kc is if you are of anglo-saxon descent (sorry chris b), excluding carter of course. also you have to be invited and accepted by the founding fathers of the kc to gain entry. it is named the kestrel crew because one of the founding fathers watched the movie kes and decided that he was now a keen lover of the kestrel. even though it is based in liverpool, the kc is biased towards the cause of both accrington stanley and sunderland football clubs; n-body knows why but that’s the way things are.
“can i join your gang; the kestrel crew?”
“no, f-ck off”

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