KET 365
when you get yourself into a deep, solid k hole and spend all your money on bet365.com betting on horse races.
landlord – “where’s this months rent”
user – “i sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, i lost”
landlord – “i need the rent”
user – “blame ket 365”
landlord – “pr-ck”
user – “tosspot”
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