keyboard dance
also boredance, consists in random keyboard presses while someone is bored. often results in nonsense google search like “qwerty” “asd” “ccccccccccccccccc” “jkjkjk” etc. often accompanied by the desktop dance, when someone just drags selection squares with the mouse at his desktop, just highlighting random icons.
it’s 5 o’clock and i’ve still done nothing today, “wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff” -clicks on search b-tton-… why am i always doing the keyboard dance?
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