KETA
the sweetest of ladies. she tends to look like a disney princess and has a rocking athletic body. she is kind and funny and full of adventure.
that girl is a keta, i just want to hang out!
a party drug that will make you go crazy, see things that doesn’t exist, and make you feel like a boss!
originally keta is a type of medicine designed to paralyze horses before a surgery.
slang for keta could be:
ketamine
horse
emma
ket
when doing keta, its very important to drink lots and lots of water, to avoid dehydration.
steen takes some keta, to a techno party. the next day when the party is over, steen is still having a party, dancing alone and yelling because he thinks the party is still on.
keta and party is good.
keta, party and horses is bad.
horses and party is not that good either. – only if there were horses.
the keta system is a dating pattern known for it’s agressive progression centering around four rules/steps. the keta system is an acronym for:
keep track of whereabouts
examine trash
tap phone lines
avo violation
“i’m going to blow up the keta system on suzie. that b-tch wont know what hit her.”
a funny and witty denizen of gamefaqs.
loved by all, especially samurai tiga.
that keta sure is awesome!
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